Greetings,

 

As you probably already know due to my staggering wealth and fame, I am Eldridge Charleston LeSnoot III. I sit here in my mansion in Geneva to write you regarding my increasing need for art. I need it now, and I need it fast, so please be prompt with a response - I don't tolerate lollygagging or unprofessionalism.

 

I have recently had the fifth floor of my mansion gutted (as I have become bored with the petting zoo that previously existed there). I plan to fill the space entirely with art.

 

Here are my following requests:

• You must suggest 6 pieces (total) from at least two different artists.

• All works must be from the same artistic movement.

  • All works must be produced between 1958 and 1970.

• Individual works or art must be able to fill LARGE spaces.

• If it is a "sculpture" I don't want it.

• If it is a traditional rectangular, medium sized, painting, I don't want it.

• All selected pieces must share the same color palate.

• All selected pieces must be created by artists who have a personal or artistic connection to each other.

 

Now go! Quickly! And do not waste my time! I expect a prompt response with the artists names (at least 2), as well as six works  that I should purchase to fill my fifth floor, as well as your reasoning behind choosing these artists and works, and how they match my criteria.

 

GO AND DO NOT DISSAPOINT ME!

 

 

Signed,

 

Eldridge Charleston LeSnoot III